XXXMas! Make the Yuletide Gay: The Clonezone Christmas Gift Guide 2018
I know it can be painful for some to consider buying Christmas presents before December… but we thought it would be sensible to begin early this year. Because, if you’re anything like me, you do a mad dash on December 23rd and end up in a punch-up in John Lewis, Oxford Street. Long story.
Anyway, avoid paying those express shipping costs and get some bits early. We aren’t exactly seen as a ‘Christmas shopping’ type of joint… but every year lots of people descend upon our shops and website in the run-up to Xmas, to treat themselves and their loved one(s) to provocative goods. We are a gold mine for Secret Santa.
What’s better to start a new year than with some amazing orgasms, or a sexy jock to scoop your bulge and behind into bubbly perfection?! Most of our products are too rude to be under the tree but we do have a fair amount of product which can be opened in front of the family… we promise. Let’s talk about both.
XXXmas Gift ideas | Broken down into 3 sections:
- Under £20 for stocking fillers
- Under £50 for gifts
- Then the BLOW OUT section. For someone, you really love (yourself?)
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